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OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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America’s fifty states have a lot in common, but if their internet search histories are any indication they also have significant differences. Estately ran hundreds of search queries through Google Trends to determine which words, terms, and questions each state was searching for more than any other. The results ranged from mildly amusing to completely disturbing. No doubt this information will come in handy for anyone trying to decide which state they want to buy a home in, especially for those curious how their potential neighbors spend their time online. 

America’s fifty states have a lot in common, but if their internet search histories are any indication they also have significant differences. Estately ran hundreds of search queries through Google Trends to determine which words, terms, and questions each state was searching for more than any other. The results ranged from mildly amusing to completely disturbing. No doubt this information will come in handy for anyone trying to decide which state they want to buy a home in, especially for those curious how their potential neighbors spend their time online. 

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OH MY GOD THE DUDE WHO SENT ME A RANDOM UNSOLICITED PICTURE OF HIS DICK LAST NIGHT SENT ME A FUCKING NOTHER ONE

I DONT WANNA SEE ANYMORE DICKS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE LIKE A MONTH

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falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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mfjr:

water lilies by Claude Monet

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massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

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nialllhoran:

"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar

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