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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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lifeof-ty:

The most beautiful 5 hour hike leading to a tea house in the mountains. Instagram @tymurf

lifeof-ty:

The most beautiful 5 hour hike leading to a tea house in the mountains. Instagram @tymurf

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radgreymon:

*thinks about you*

*doesn’t text you*

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via padawanprincess)

clubmonaco:

Window Seat project by Julieanne Kost

clubmonaco:

Window Seat project by Julieanne Kost

(via ifwespeakquietly)

Anonymous asked: you're so pretty for a fat girl!

"for a fat girl"

thanks but no thanks, i’m pretty regardless of my weight. hahahaha

did i ever post this on here? i don’t think i did

did i ever post this on here? i don’t think i did

  • #me
  • Anonymous asked: How is ''female queerness constantly undermined and invalidated by men''

    thetalkingguineapig:

    ”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you*  ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”

    freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

Thats mildly hilarious

    freshest-tittymilk:

    portraits-of-america:

         “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

    Bethlehem, PA

     

    Thats mildly hilarious

    (via happycontender)